I checked with NASA and you are NOT the center of the known universe

Pardon me in advance if I ramble. I went partially deaf last night from the crashing sound of a friendship in flames as the delete button was clicked. And since you never gave me a chance, and just assumed the worst, I am going to tell it like it is now. Nobody likes your girlfriend, except for her friends. Nobody likes the person you have become since you started dating her. Your brother, (you know, that guy you go fishing with) said you posted that stuff to stir things up. So we obliged you. Be careful what you ask for, because you just may get it. Then to be COWARDLY enough to delete the post, and 3 of your friends??? You left for Iraq as a man, and you came back a boy. How did that happen? You amaze me. I was, in fact, the LAST person you should have ever expected to remain friends with. But I did remain your friend. And for what??? To be deleted because I said Colonel Mustard did it in the library, with the rope, a candlestick, 2 chickens and a midget??????? Really???? You know, I could see it if I attacked your girlfriend, or even pointed a finger in her direction. It was a conversation that did not involve her until she posted into it. But we get deleted because of this? Open your eyes, and realize, she STARTED this little bonfire, then fanned the flames mercilessly. Her goal is to isolate you from everyone you knew before her. And it's working. I hope you realize before it's too late just what you threw away. Girlfriends come and go, but it's a bitch to find true friends, that will stick by you, even if they don't agree with what a fuckstick you are being. They tolerate the girlfriend because that is the price they are willing to pay to remain your friend. They tolerate the new and improved you, because they still get to see the old you. And they may fight, argue, yell and scream, but they don't delete a friendship just because things aren't going to suit them or their high-maintenance-low-rent girlfriend. You made your bed. I hope you sleep comfortably in it from now on.