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Friday, March 14, 2008
The annual ass commentary!
It's that time of year again, where the thoughts of normal women such as myself, turn to things like spring cleaning, summer vacations, suntans, shaving, and the glory of a gorgeous man ass. Only for Aunt Bebey would I attempt the annual butt blog on a cell phone. But, circumstances being what they are, I shall sally forth! This one's for you, my beloved Aunt Bebey! As a faithful admirer of a truly fabulous man ass, I have finally seen one that set me back on my heels. And that is saying something. Ladies, I'm talking hindparts absolutely perfect in form, fit, fur, and finesse. This ass should be forever immortalized in marble for women throughout eternity to admire. It's the kind of butt that makes us stupid as soon as we see it. We discuss its merits over ladies luncheon, and delve into pornographic fantasies about it after a few drinks. And we won't discuss here what sort of behavior said ass causes after several dozen drinks. That is another blog for a day when neither memories nor hangovers are quite as vivid and raw. The perfect butt is attached to a damn good body, kept in glorious shape from daily strenuous activity. Rock hard legs lead to the perfect curve, just made to be held in your hands, pulling as... Ok enough of that. While not smooth as a baby's butt, there is no fear that you can physically see a glaring resemblance to either a bear or gorilla. Its just plain and simple, the sort of butt you want to lay around and rub on for weeks on end. This perfect behind sits above the aforementioned fabulous legs, and below a wonderfully firm waist, that just begs you to stare, open-mouthed and drooling. And wondering why, oh why, does God choose to torture you this way. Men, I encourage you all to develop an ass of this stature. My girlfriend shortsuthernqt, and I have waxed poetic over this. Trust us. You want women who trip over their tongues as you walk by? Take up butt-sculpting sports, such as biking, hiking, blading, or jogging, and watch us fall. We will!