Nice and Sweet

Oh my God, it hurts! I have so many topics in my head that it is getting backed up, and I am getting those horrible gotta-poop-and-can't-do-it cramps. In my head. Do you have any idea how bad that sucks??? God only knows how many blogs this will result in. But I have got to do a major mind dump or go nucking futs.

Let's start with Facebook posts. I used to be a confirmed Facebook addict. Lately I have been too busy, and/or too tired to spend much time on there. When I do, I have to wade through 300 posts about the most minute details of someone's day. Dude, really?? Get a fucking Twitter account. That's why it's there. I really don't want to see the Facebook "check-ins" or the dirty little details of someone's life. If I wanted to know all that, I would call and say "Hey, whatcha doin? Precisely, I mean." I don't want to know EVERYTHING about you. I don't even want to know everything about me, for Christ sake. And just what in the hell is up with "X is at Yplace with Z"? I don't CARE! I know who you hang with, play with, are dating, married to, or fucking.I know this because you are a friend. So why do I need to know everytime you fart together? Jay-sus. Enough already. Who the hell are you trying to impress? Or convince? Let me be perfectly clear here. I. DO. NOT. CARE. I used to care a lot about my friends and what they were up to, but too many people have just abused it to the point that I am sick of it. I don't mind multiple posts, if you have something to say other than he less than riveting check in details. Except for one tiny little thing...

If you are in the same house with someone, QUIT posting back and forth on Facebook. There is nothing more disgusting than knowing two people are sitting in the same house and being forced to see their conversation pop up on my news feed. It's really kind of pathetic, actually. The fact that you think people find it cute, or adorable, or entertaining. STOP! It's not. In fact, it's even more annoying than having to scroll through 200 posts worth of who did what on Farmville. I have a life. Such as it is. And it consists of more than this. There is a whole world out there, and it has absolutely NOTHING to do with YOU! Try enjoying it for once. Quit trying to impress people with your wit, which is nonexistant, and realize that you are not as fascinating as you think you are.

And lastly, for this post anyway... People who insist on labeling pictures WiTh FuCkEd Up LeTtErS LiKe ThIs. How fucking OLD are you anyway? If you are a girl in the 4th grade, with braces, knock knees, ugly shoes, and clothes your mommy picked out, this might be cute. In a grown ass person it is just pitiful. And you wonder why people are constantly looking at you in a short-bus-window-licking kind of way. If you insist on behaving like a child, then expect to be treated as such.

Oh dear. I was trying so hard to be nice and sweet. I guess that didn't work out so much for me.